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CaffeMallows   Hyper caffeinated Marshmallows

Well this is the second time I have seen caffeinated Marshmallows. This time however they are flavored. In fact there are 3 flavors I’ll be reviewing here. One of the big differences is that these are made with coffee and not lab caffeine. Let us see what they are all about.

Packaging:  Each Mallow comes in a 1 oz little plastic pack with a label with a lipstick image on it. The Mallows though come in a 3 pack which is a really nice touch. It is a little plastic box that looks very classy. Overall it is a pretty nice packaging job. Grade B

Slogans:  I found 2 slogans On their website “Taste the Energy” and on the mallow labels “Pop in Power coffee shot” I really like the first one and the second one tells you what the product is all about. Grade B

Taste ect:

• Mocca Mallows:  These little squares are a dense rich treat. The scent is a nice chocolate and coffee and the taste is kind of like eating a rich dessert. It is almost like a java chocolate brownie. You can taste the espresso and the dark chocolate in here and there are also little “cocoa nibs” for a little texture. The hell with coffee and dessert. One of these gives you both in one delicious caffeine filled treat. No bitterness or aftertaste.  Grade A
• Coffee Mallows: These Mallows have a scent like a nice creamy cup of coffee. They are a light brown color and these are a lot fluffier and less dense than the Moca Mallows. The taste is a nice sweet cup of coffee with cream and sugar. These are a great replacement for a cup of coffee and are very filling. No bitterness or aftertaste. Grade B
• Java Mallows: These are a medium brown color and have a nice scent that is more espresso than coffee. Like the Coffee Mallows these are fluffy and less dense.  Sweet espresso is the flavor here and it is a good one. It is a little stronger with the darker roast flavor but is not too strong. No bitterness or aftertaste. Grade B

Kick/Ingredients: I’ll keep this short and sweet. It is like slamming a shot or 2 of espresso. It takes a few minutes to hit you but when it does it is a strong kick. These little things will have you awake and going full on. 1 is all you need. If you choose to eat 2 prepare to have your hair standing on end and a manic grin on your face as you will be over wired. I got a good 3 to 4 hours of blazin energy with no real crash to speak of. These little babies are powered by.
JavaMallows - made with double shot of espresso extract:    280 mg caffeine
CoffeeMallows- made with double shot of coffee extract:     200 mg caffeine
MoccaMallows - made with espresso extract, cocoa, and cocoa nibs:   200 mg caffeine
Each one comes with 95 calories, 23 grams of carbs, and 22 grams of sugars.
Grade A- for kick.

Web presence:  I was going to do an interview with these guys but their site at caffex.com really answers any questions I might have had. It is a really fun and information packed site. It has a store as well as many pages of information about the Mallows as well as the company and the people behind it. I suggest you check it out. Grade B

Recap: 

• Packaging  B
• Slogan B
• Taste A+
• Kick/Ingredients A,B,B
• Web Presence B

Ok so I was really caught off guard by these. These babies are made with either coffee or espresso for their caffeine content and are also Kosher. The pack a whole lotta caffeine in a portable pack. The Mocca Mallow to top it off is on luscious dessert. You need to get some of these now. They taste great and a will get you going good. What else can you ask for.

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