I'm Gonna Get U Sucka

Caffeinated suckas

So I love trying all these alternative energy products. kingofcaffeine.com was nice enough to hook me up with some samples and right away I was attracted to these suckers. Not that I love sucking on stuff but the idea is pretty cool I think.  You know you can’t just get all the caffeine at once so it will be a slow release. Lets check these out

Packaging: Nothing to write home about. Very homemade looking.  The lightning burst behind the sucker image is nice. They do provide caffeine content so I appreciate that. I like that the packaging is clear so you can see the product inside. I’ll give it a grade of C- for packaging

Slogan: None at all. That is ashamed really. There is potential there for a funny slogan. Grade F

Taste:

• Wicked watermelon: Pink. Not overly sweet. Has a nice smooth watermelon taste that is kinda of tinged with a creaminess or hint of vanilla. Glycerin?  Grade B
• Slammin Strawbanana.  Orange cream colored with some tinge of red swirls. The flavor is pretty much a banana cream flavor with only a tiny hint of strawberry. Should be called banana strawberry. Grade B  This one not overly sweet either
• Wired Wild Cherry  More translucent.  Very very mild cherry and not very sweet at all. Barely even cherry flavored.   Grade C+

All these taste good. These are pretty big suckers so you might have to lick them some before putting the whole thing in your mouth. Kind of like foreplay lol. Takes over an hour to eat one. There was no caffeine bitterness in any of these

Kick/Ingredients: So each time I tried one of these they delivered pretty good. It was not an intense buzz or any thing but it is more like an alertness. You stay alert and awake as long as you are eating one. If I needed to get through that last hour or so of work these were a great option since I’d be able to sleep when I got home.  Once again kind of like sex. Once you’re finished you can fall right asleep and then wake up with your face all sticky. The only energy ingredients in here is 60 mg caffeine. You get this with 110 calories, 31 grams of carbs, and 22 grams of sugar.   Grade C- for kick/ingredients

Web Presence: The official site is at mcjakcandy.com and it is pretty sad. There is not much info there and it looks even more amateur than my site. They only sell wholesale. Grade D for web presence.  Your best bet is to visit kingofcaffeine.com where you can get these at a really good price. 

Recap: 

• Packaging  C-
• Slogan F
• Taste   See taste section
• Kick/Ingredients C-
• Web Presence D

So there are pros and cons to these suckers.  Pros they last an hour so they are a good option for when you need to stay awake but not all night and they taste good. Cons sore jaws and waking up with a sticky face. Really though I think these are worth your trying. I enjoyed them and they are a good bargain.

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