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Fix Extreme Ultra Shot

So I have had a micro shot, a mega shot, and a double shot. Now is my chance to try an Ultra shot. The thing is this Ultra Shot has a huge potential to live up to its name. I have been hearing about this one a long time and have went the extra yard to get you the scoop on this ground breaking product.

Packaging: So this is totally different. It is a square foil pack that holds 5ml which is .160 oz. Actually the pack could easily hold twice as much but then it would be too tiny to get any info on it. The pack is all black with the name “Fixx extreme” at the top. Behind the name is an image that reminds me of a black hole with some lightning shooting out of it. Further down it reads “Ultra Shot in a bold red and orange font that reall stands out. It also reads “Super Concentrated” in white font. There is then a bullet list in blue that list some benefits of the shot followed by the flavor “Cappuccino”. Back has supplement facts. Not a bad looking package but I’m not sure it is the best option to deliver the contents as it might be a little big. Grade B for packaging

Slogan: Well nothing stands out on the package but the actual web address is a slogan in itself. “Get Your Fixx” is a good slogan and I give it a grade of B

Taste: So I tear open the top and the scent is like opening a fresh can of coffee. I squeeze the liquid out into a spoon just so I can get a look at it. As it comes out it looks a lot like melted chocolate in color and consistency. It took a little work to get all of it out but I did not want to miss out on any of the 400mg of caffeine. I took it like medicine from the spoon and I was ready for it to be harsh. Surprise! It really has a nice taste. It tasted more like a café Mocha than a cappuccino I think. It is a rich thick coffee chocolate taste. At the finish is a little citric acid flavor which keeps the mega dose of caffeine and other energy ingredients hidden very well. There is way less bitterness in this ultra shot than there is in most of the full 2oz shots I have tried. Amazing is all I can say. Who is the evil genius who concocted this? For sure a lot of work went into developing a shot this strong that taste this good. Grade A- for taste

Kick/Ingredients: The weather was bad and I was stuck inside. Sure there was plenty I need to get done as far as projects around the house but I really try to avoid those at all costs. In less than 5 minutes I started feeling my alertness increasing. In 10 minutes I could feel a big smile forming on my face and by the time 15 minutes rolled around I was tingling and experiencing what I would call a full on rush. I have tried a lot of drinks but the level at which this came over me was massive. I had no choice but to tackle the work I had been putting off. I tore through each task at a manic pace with my massive grin plastered on my face. I had no time to let anyone help me as they were just slowing me down and I felt I could do the work of several people. This was not what you would call a smooth buzz. I was jittery, wide eyed and pretty much bouncing all over the place. 4 hours later I was still going strong and 5 hours rolled around before I even started to come down a bit. So here is what is in this insane concoction. 25000% of your dv for B12, Taurine, Glucuronolactone, L-Arginine, N-acetyl-tyrosine, and 400 Mg of Caffeine!  All of this with no calories, sugar, or carbs! You would have to drink 8 cans of Red Bull to get this much caffeine. With this shot 1 teaspoon is all yo need to get all this. Grade A++ 

Web Presence: getyourfixx.com is the website and it is just ok. Don’t get me wrong you can order Fixx extreme ultra shot there and that is very important. It is easy to navigate and very simple. There is some ingredients info and an affiliate program. This shot is super new so I expect this to get better. Grade C for web presence

Recap: 

• Packaging  B
• Slogan B
• Taste A-
• Kick/Ingredients A++
• Web Presence C

Ok since I ran out of work to do I came up with a list of don’ts and do’s to go along with Fixx Extreme ultra shot.

Don’ts

• Shave. Don’t shave your face, your legs, your back, your chest, your cat, or your significant other. Hell I don’t suggest shaving anything you don’t want to mangle badly.
• Juggle sharp implements
• Repair a watch
• Relax
• Read stories to children at the library
• Tai Chi. (Jett Li or Jackie Chan type action is ok though)

Do’s

• Play music. Play it loud. No not Elton John or Celine Dion but play some Statix X, Metallica, Megadeath, Techno, or anything you can jam to.
• Run. Run like hell anywhere for no reason.
• Jump. Jump up and down a lot! Crash a kid’s birthday party throw all the kids out of the moonwalk and just go off!
• Lift heavy things like on the world’s strongest man competition.
• Slap fight. If you and a friend have a Fixx you can slap each other silly while laughing manically.
• Rearrange your house, garage, apartment, friend’s apartment, or for more fun a stranger’s house.
• Help people move. Moving to a new house? Give your friends a Fixx and they will be begging to help you move.
• Bullet list. You can type up hundreds of bullet list for no reason!

Anyway you get the idea. Fixx Ultra Shot is the strongest kick you can get in the shortest time period. It taste better than you might expect, Hell yes it is portable. You could carry a week’s worth in your pocket and a year’s worth in your purse or backpack. Get it. Get it now if you think you can handle it. Please read directions and warnings though. This is strong stuff and not for kids. If you try it email me and let me know what you experienced.

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