And they say that a hero can save us.
I’m not gonna stand here and wait.
Hiro energy drink
Well there are lots of MLM type energy products out there. Most are in powder form and a few actually come in cans. I have had positive experiences with some so I was happy to get my hands on this Hiro energy drink. Hiro contains Noni Juice as its claim to fame. I’m interested to see how this taste and performs since I have no idea how Noni juice taste.
Packaging: This packaging is nice. It’s the usual 8.4 oz can. I think the metallic orange is a pretty nice look at the top and the rest of the graphics give it a nice exotic look. It looks very adult and healthy. Nice professional job. This has to be the best MLM product I have seen. Grade B for packaging
Slogan: “Conquer Your World” is right there on the can and I think it works nicely for this mature type of drink. It is very unique as well. I’ll give it a grade of B for slogan.
Taste: So far I have been impressed, but how will it taste? I pop the top and tack a smell. Umm not so good. It has a very earth foul odor. If you have a compost pile in your back yard you know the smell I’m talking about. I pour some in a cup and it comes out this muddy orange brown color with a heavy carbonation. Taking a sip I get a weird fruit mixed with burnt butter and sugar. This was strange but I tried to finish drinking it. I just could not because I was afraid I would toss my cookies if I continued. This is probably to foulest drink I have ever tried. I could not even finish half the can with out retching. There are many health claims for Noni juice and how it would save my life and heal me. I’d rather be ill and die younger than drink this stuff. If they used this on that Fear factor show it would knock contestants out of the competition easily. Grade F- for taste
Kick/ingredients. I can’t really say how good or bad the kick was because I could not drink enough to ascertain this. I can tell you it has 73 mg caffeine, 1000 mg Taurine, Ribose, Guarana, Inositol, Choline, and some vitamins and minerals. The levels of vitamins are not in very high amounts either. Of course there is Noni juice which is supposed to be some awesome super fruit. There is only 10 calories, 2 grams of carbs and 1 gram of sugar. I will give it a grade of C- for ingredients and my perceived idea of what the kick might have been.
Web presence: The website at tni.com is your typical MLM type website with sales pitches and success stories along with a variety of other Noni based products. I would skip it. Grade D for web presence
Recap:
I think this is the first drink I have reviewed that I honestly think no one should try. Ok maybe you could trick someone you dislike into drinking some but only if you really want to make them hate you. Really this stuff is horrible tasting. On the can they say it is superb tasting. Maybe compared to licking a sweaty homeless mans arm pit it is superb tasting. Feel free to try both and let me know what you think. I’m going with the armpit though which has to taste better.
