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Zombie Blood Energy Potion
Those whack jobs over at Harcos are at it again. No satisfied with Blood energy potion they now have Zombie Blood energy potion. Made from the blood of real zombies! I know you thought they were not real but this proves it. Get ready for the Zombie apocalypse! I suggest downing some of this and staying up late reading The Zombie survival guide. Really though will this new shot deliver the energy to help you slaughter a hoard of zombies before they can eat your brain? Lets see
Packaging: Like the regular blood potion this one comes in the super cool blood bag! You can see the green viscous fluid inside. Now I am not sure Zombie blood would be green but it looks pretty cool. Just look at the photos I took and you will see they did a fun campy job. Great job once again. Grade A+
Slogan: All I could really find was “Level 5 delicious taste” is right under the biohazard symbol on the front. Sorry but I’m not feeling it. It is ok but they could have come up with something cooler like. “Harness the power of the undead! Or “Energy that can only be stopped by a bullet in the brain”. Wait this just in! They put up a slogan on the website "If a zombie bites you, it's bad. If you bite a zombie, it's crazy delicious! " I am upping my grade to a B for sloagn now.
Taste: Ok so I chilled my blood in the fridge like blood should be. I mean you don’t just leave blood out on the counter! I open it and there is a mild lime scent. I pour some in a shot glass and it is thick and densely green. I take a sip and it is a very mild lime flavor with a dry and chalky finish. I like how they make it even taste a little like blood (thanks to the iron). It is ok tasting but I would not call it delicious. It is not bitter but it is strange for sure. Grade B- for taste. I mean it is zombie blood after all.
Kick/Ingredients: It is a pretty big shot so I drank my little shot glass of it and then just sucked the rest right out of the bag. I’d say in about 15 minutes I got a much stronger than expected blast of energy. I was mildly jittery and really jacked up. This must be blood from those super fast modern zombies and not those old school shambling zombies. I easily had enough energy to take out a hoard of zombies using nothing but a machete and a ball-peen hammer. I think I could have out run even the best runners from the zombie Olympics! Truly this shot delivers a good 4 hour blast of energy with only a little crash. So what is Zombie blood potion powered by? 80 mg caffeine, Glucuronolactone, L-Phenylalanine, Tyrosine, DL-Phenylalanine, Glucose, and an enzyme blend of Amylase, Protease, Lipase, Cellulase, and Lactase. You get that with 45 calories, 7 grams of carbs and sugar. Then you have and 4 grams of protein and 10 mg of Iron! Grade B for kick/ingredients
Web Presence: livingwithbloodlust.com/zombie/ is awesome fun. Even if you don’t buy the drink check it out. It is good zombie fun. I could say more but really you should just check it out. Grade A+ They have a facebook and a twitter
Recap:
I will tell you I love zombies. Books, movies, White Zombie, Zombie Porn. You name it when it comes to zombies I am a big fan. All that aside I can tell you this is a cool fun product and it delivers a pretty good kick. Go and get some when you get a chance you will have fun. Get several and invite over friends for an all night Zombie movie party. Stock up for the coming Zombie apocalypse! You don’t want to fall asleep when the zombies are coming!
